This post was inspired by the following video.
Now, my comments will be “funny,” but there will be some truth in them.
So, what do men (I) want (in a woman)?
I need a woman to be short. Ya’ see, I’m only 5’5”, so I can’t be having some tall lady on my arm, making me look all bad and stuff.
In addition to that, I need a woman who doesn’t like to wear heels. Again, I can’t have yaw women towering over me. Besides, I find barefoot more sexy than heels. Well, if them feet don’t look like they been through a mine field.
I need a woman who can somewhat cook. Ya’ see, I love to cook, but I can’t cook EVERYDAY. So, my lady is going to have to be able to cook sometimes.
I need a women with long hair, cause when he sitting on the couch watching some boring movie that YOU wanted to watch, I’ll need something to run my fingers through.
I need a woman who will respect my r&b needs. I love Rihanna and Mya’, so don’t be slandering them alright?
I need a woman that will be ok with my friends. Look, I got a bunch of female friends (due to my college). So, she gona’ have to be cool with them, they are my friends ya’ know.
And if you a woman, my “sisters” have to like you. Now, they all don’t have to like you, but at least 3 out of 5 of them do.
I need a girl that knows when to be quiet. I’m not a noisy person, and sometimes I want to sit next to my lady and chill. She gona’ have to be able to just lay her head on my shoulder and not ask any questions or to start some lame conversation.
Well, that’s the end. Hope you enjoyed.
